Prom Baju Free

Lately, I was so addicted to a Thai duo, Golf & Mike 1st Chinese song, Tung Pan Tung Shie(classmate). Here's part of the lyrics: oh na ke ni hai, ...(oh that girl...).
Sawasdeekap, krup kon ka!(hello, tq) Eh speakin Thai jua anak ani, poke him! Ok, was bored tadi so went 2 Mizi's blog 2 read the Poton zaka joke. Feel like laughin sekuat hati, tapi karang neighbour say 'eh siao lang kah, lang ai kun'(Are you crazy, people is takin a nap). Ah that sentence reminds me of Mr. Sunil who is now teachin @ CCMS, my Science teacher in F2-F3, Bio in F4Sc. Cows tail drawing? Ok, after readin that, feel like writing a joke. Here goes:
Prom baju free
2 minggu lepas, aderla sekumpulan kengkawan yg mengadakan prom nite psl iaorg udah abis exam. Tema pakaian:baju free
Pada hari prom tersebut, mcm2la ulah iaorg. Ikuti story ini!
Pandir Hiphop: Yo wats up man, mana ko dpt baju ni? Looks branded.
Mario 2.0: The theme baju is baju free, so I got it from Pull&Bear. Inda payah bayar yo!
Lampung Off: You curi it?
Mario 2.0: Mn boleh ckp curi, pslnya ada price tag lagi tu my N***. Lets jst say, I minjam it. Karang, lapas parti abis, simpan balikku!
Techno: Hiya guys, look @ me, Im king of da world! Semua org arh prom atu, tergamam meliat ia.
All: Omg, u r in ur besday suit, baik nada gals, lau inda, nasib2!
Minutes later, baru iaorg kan bershuffle, ada tia yg pengatil.
Org baju biru: IC ada wang? Mari IC yall!
A moment later, ada tia pangglan dari walkie-talkie obb(dlm atinya eh kacau eh, org kan enjoy).
Walkie-talkie sound:cod kid bawa pokok, pangglan over
OBB:cod kid speakin, jalankan berita over
wts:ckbp, ada aduan psl org escape wad 13 merayau2 dikawasan ___
obb:detha faham, roger & out
Sebentar kemudian, prom event manager, T dtng. Speakin London ia
T:wow fascinating, police shirt also you get, then another wth besday suit. Balum abis ia ckp, obb atu interrupt ia.
OBB:IC ada, permit ada?
T ani kan show offlah arh Obb atu
T:What?? Of course, I can see
Obb atu bangang tia, lalu berteriaki slang London
Obb:Ok, listen here you all, pls I wanna see all of ur IC & Mr. ur event permit, and u yg wearin Pull & Bear & u in besday suit, u r under arrest 4 stealin & memalukan diri sendiri.
T atu pikir Obb atu geng kawan2 prom nite
T:cool man, stop actin alim
Obb:Shut up, yall r goin 2 lokap 4 2nite
All: Guys plan B, blah blah blah!
THE END!!!!
lesson 1:T atu inda straight 2 da point, dress code:baju free, so all mispaham!

lesson 2:Dont walk with besday suit, karang bnyk bini2 say ko rape ia, bnyk tah nasi minyak karang paksa d serve & ko kna disimpan arh wad 13! Di Singapore, udah ada tu baru happen, org atu kna jail+fine. Membari baijab eh!
Lesson 3:Prom must have polis permit
Hope kamu semua, enjoy da joke!